Dylan
Helluva introduction, huh? Good ole JR.
Oh, right.. about me.
Well... I'm Dylan. I'm not a Virgo. Wait, I feel like I've written this somewhere.
Oh yeah, I wrote it on The Film Sheet blog.
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Okay, fine...
I'm Dylan. I'm not a Virgo. I don't like long walks. I'm 29 and I get entertainment from watching grown men in tights slap each other 'round. Wait, is that even PG? Oh, and I'm not a Virgo.
I was born in Ohio, the center part. Fun fact, Alexa Bliss grew up not too far from me, at the same time I was growing up. Crazy, right? Too bad we never met as kids. I'd have a pretty famous friend.
NOICE.
Anyways... Sting and Goldberg are what got me into the whole wrestling thing when I was a kid. Both are still wrestling now too... fuckin' hell. But yeah, I'm still into it all now. Hence why I have a blog to talk about it all, right? Nice.
I don't go to any live events.. yet. Loud people annoy me. I mean if I annoy myself, what do you think other humans are capable of? Never crossed your mind, did it? Well now you know. So leave it.
On the other hand... if WrestleMania ever comes to Ohio, I'M IN! Let's make that happen, WWE. Vince McMahon isn't there anymore, you don't have to be afraid! Make. it. happen. Oh shit, off track a little. So yeah... that's a bit about me.
You can stalk me on those social platforms if you want. I talk a little. I'm a bit unfiltered, so that's a problem. We can still have fun though. Don't be frightened.
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